Trannies are scary...they confuse me

SO I went to this shitty club downtown Van last weekend..."The Cellar" if you know the area. I happened upon a bouncer who is a classmate of mine and good pal and he assured me he'd hook me up with some booze and some broads. Sure enough I got a brew or 2 and then he pointed to this tall half-asian gal (I later found out she was a he) sluttin it up right alongside the stariway entrance. Apparantly a whole troupe of this she-men gather in this one spot and whisk away ill-informed individuals. I was with a few buddies, and one was already eagerly chatting up this dark half-latino-esque girl and the one my bouncer friend pointed out was right beside her. I sense something was up, ofcourse, he called her over and told her to dance with me. I sorta went with it for a bit, she was waaaay taller than me anyways and rather masculine - I had not discerned her maleness yet though - and eventually I walked away, but not before I tried to grind with her....him. My pride has been dented/perhaps my sexuality. Haha #@$*&^% trannies. I found out the next school day when my buddy asked me what I thought of her...I replied...well she was a bit big and rather man-like. "Oh really?..well that's because shes a TRANNY". I almost barfed. Shame on you trannies. Atleast tell normal dudes whats up before something bad occurs. I've heard horror stories before....*shivers*

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