"You're easy to talk to"

What do people mean by this? "Oh I'm surprised you're so easy to talk to blah blah.."
Like what did you think, I would purposely try to make conversations difficult for you? Do people even think before they open their mouth?

So it's -22ºC

F#cking hilarious.

"No Smoking" Policy (renters)

Smokers: When your (potential) landlord says absolutely no smoking, do you lie and say you won't smoke and do it anyway?

What happened to my thread

What did I miss

Swahili lasagna

Polygamy is the bomb. So why don't we become a unified sex community? Even though we strive to perform without Viagra, our main goal remains to stride for STDs. While we prosthelytize? Nah, defenestrate courtesy by extensive medical concurrence factors that don't necessarily prove how obviously the buttox wiggles whenever birds shit. For vitamins and minerals, apply evenly on crotch kittens until cooked. Evidence suggests that belly-dancing nudists yearn twice as much beachballs compared to moss lichen. Merlin streaked across Hogwarts, directly over the women who were dancing geriatricly. When suddenly a flying classroom tipped over, spewing candy and spiders all akimbo needs is another..."Hello!" I loled while watching him beat his brother with iron dildos covered in delicious juices. "Why?!" he gurgled, while meticulously gouging holes into figurines that appeared puckishly indifferent and yet he wanted a rather large Coratee to spin on while conversing about six-headed dogs. Shenanigans erupted instantly across crossdressers, who shrieked in swahili "lasagna!"