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Perth's that tiny, i'n'it? Roit, GG/RWS?

Dair air 2,249,725 peepull an Metro Vancouver in an airya av 1,111 sq mi
1,554,769 fer uh pop'layshan dance city av 2,025.1/sq mi.

Fer perth it's 1,554,769 peepull with uh dance city av 725.2/sq mi.

But duh reezan wah Perth sits on 2079.5sq mi av lahn' haz tuh do with dah fak'd dut match avit is airuhd ahn'if Perth irruhgaytid it uhl, it'd run awt av watah dahn quick.

Oh snap! I can't keep up the strine! Switching to Canadian...

Indeed, reduced rainfall recently lowered inflow to reservoirs by 67% over the past three decades. Combined with the city's high growth rate, there are concerns that Perth'd run out of water sometime soon.

This means you guys have restricted sprinkling of your beautiful lawns, which are browner than they were in 1972.

The Kwinana desalination plant opened in Nov 2007 to provide about 40 billion litres of water annually. Kwinana is locate 40 kms south of Perth CBD in the midst of an urban sprawl with about three lovely beaches dotting the shore. This plant gets its electricity from Emu Downs Wind Farm because BP Ultimate was deemed too much of a burden to global warming to supply the alternative diesel electric plant plan. Plus, the stiff breezes at Cervantes proved to be enough to turn them windmills.

I am suddenly feeling very sorry for you GG/RWS cos if the windmills crap out, then y'all die of thirst before your population density ever reaches ours.

So how about your Perth fathers go ask Canada to send them some wawa ok? We can send you a couple icebergs. Now all yer propellorheads can figger out the logistics of lassoing a 'berg and towing it home, y'all solved yer wawa problem.

Sadly, Ottawa is still dithering regarding the sale of our limited supply of icebergs.

I DONT GIVE A F UCK RE THE WATER

IF WE RUN OUTA BEER WERE F UCKED!!