After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"

The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.


Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: Space. The final frontier..........


Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.


Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?
A: Cos they've no idea of the route.


Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle?
A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.


Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear?
A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck.


Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O.


Q: How do you measure their intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.


It's with great tragedy that I report my blonde next door neighbour tried to kill her toy poodle.
She tried putting batteries in it.


To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' scribbled on both sides.

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