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Pat
post Jul 24 2008, 08:58 AM
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My darling husband of one month, Dale, drowned in a Venice canal last night.

Dale had taken up with a couple of gondaleers in a bar. They decided to go for a post-midnight voyage, and Dale somehow tripped and fell off the boaty thingy.

I'm feeling very much like Robert Wagner today.

I shall be flying home to Vancouver in haste.
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schmoozer
post Jul 24 2008, 09:01 AM
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QUOTE (Pat @ Jul 24 2008, 08:58 AM) *
My darling husband of one month, Dale, drowned in a Venice canal last night.

Dale had taken up with a couple of gondaleers in a bar. They decided to go for a post-midnight voyage, and Dale somehow tripped and fell off the boaty thingy.

I'm feeling very much like Robert Wagner today.

I shall be flying home to Vancouver in haste.



hmm.. will there be a wake at the penthouse Pat?

I'm so sorry for your loss.
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post Jul 24 2008, 09:03 AM
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I'm feeling very much like Robert Wagner today.



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schmoozer
post Jul 24 2008, 09:06 AM
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they were a good looking couple back in the day?



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TheGuise
post Jul 24 2008, 09:11 AM
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I regret to inform you Pat that I don't read any of your postrs because I find them mind-numbing. The only reason I checked out this thread was because schmoozer made a post and he usually says something that's comical and worth reading.
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Pat
post Jul 24 2008, 09:12 AM
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There will be a service, Schmoozer. And as an officialy ordained priest of the Church of Now, you are the perfect person to preside.

My lino awaits. Back in Vancouver soon, with the deceased Dale.
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Pat
post Jul 24 2008, 09:12 AM
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limo not lino
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schmoozer
post Jul 24 2008, 09:13 AM
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QUOTE (Pat @ Jul 24 2008, 09:12 AM) *
There will be a service, Schmoozer. And as an officialy ordained priest of the Church of Now, you are the perfect person to preside.

My lino awaits. Back in Vancouver soon, with the deceased Dale.



I think theGuise should attend the service, if you don't mind Pat?
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guest
post Jul 24 2008, 09:13 AM
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QUOTE (schmoozer @ Jul 24 2008, 09:06 AM) *
they were a good looking couple back in the day?



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^ Yep Natalie was a stunner.
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TheGuise
post Jul 24 2008, 09:20 AM
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QUOTE (schmoozer @ Jul 24 2008, 09:13 AM) *
I think theGuise should attend the service, if you don't mind Pat?



I'd rather be lying in the coffin, lol
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cynicalgirl
post Jul 24 2008, 09:22 AM
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Thanks for the update, let us know when you got run over by a 18 wheelers.

Cheers
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guest
post Jul 24 2008, 09:25 AM
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QUOTE (Pat @ Jul 24 2008, 09:12 AM) *
There will be a service, Schmoozer. And as an officialy ordained priest of the Church of Now, you are the perfect person to preside.

My lino awaits. Back in Vancouver soon, with the deceased Dale.



Are you going to have Dale cremated or stuffed?
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Pat
post Jul 24 2008, 10:41 AM
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I have been forbidden from leaving Italy, pending a full investigation into the circumstances surrounding dear Dale's departure.

The Eye-talians are such a peculiar people.
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post Jul 24 2008, 10:43 AM
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QUOTE (Pat @ Jul 24 2008, 10:41 AM) *
I have been forbidden from leaving Italy, pending a full investigation into the circumstances surrounding dear Dale's departure.

The Eye-talians are such a peculiar people.



^ Maybe you can snag yourself a filthy rich Italian sugar daddy while you're there?
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Guest
post Jul 24 2008, 10:48 AM
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QUOTE (cynicalgirl @ Jul 24 2008, 09:22 AM) *
Thanks for the update, let us know when you got run over by a 18 wheelers.
Cheers

Oh hai Cynicalgirl

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Pat
post Jul 24 2008, 05:28 PM
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I'm on my way home, with my beloved Dale flying cargo. It was an accident.

I'm weeping as I type this.
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Post It Notes
post Jul 25 2008, 10:29 AM
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I am trying to find it on the news, whether Canadian or Italian news agency. I don't see any
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red jack
post Jul 25 2008, 05:57 PM
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QUOTE (Pat @ Jul 24 2008, 05:28 PM) *
I'm on my way home, with my beloved Dale flying cargo. It was an accident.

I'm weeping as I type this.


LMFAO!!!
soooo funny couldn't stop it... ahem, I apologize, sorry for your loss.
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post Jul 25 2008, 05:59 PM
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maybe it was suicide
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Guest
post Jul 25 2008, 06:04 PM
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How convenient.
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Forty Acres
post Jul 25 2008, 06:19 PM
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mmm carrot soup
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post Jul 25 2008, 06:21 PM
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no I really think it must have been suicide.
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