 How do I get a chick at a bar to f*ck? |
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| How do I get a chick at a bar to f*ck? |
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 May 8 2008, 02:39 PM
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I'm going to a bar tomorrow night with my buddies. Seeing as I don't get out much, I'm kind of pumped and obviously hoping to get some pussy. The only problem is that I have no clue how to go about doing it. Say I spot a girl sitting alone. How do I approach her. Do I touch her? What do I say? I'm dead serious here.
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May 8 2008, 02:40 PM
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slakdgblas'irfga'oiwbnkWLFWNVLBwfgiRIHGOWA,S,DKFN;llkwedoWJGRB'O'uewgBKWNB'wlkieg'o
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| Guestes |
May 8 2008, 02:42 PM
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Rohypnol.
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| Guest |
May 8 2008, 02:43 PM
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Fvck you
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| bill clinton |
May 8 2008, 02:44 PM
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QUOTE (Guest @ May 8 2008, 03:39 PM)  I'm going to a bar tomorrow night with my buddies. Seeing as I don't get out much, I'm kind of pumped and obviously hoping to get some pussy. The only problem is that I have no clue how to go about doing it. Say I spot a girl sitting alone. How do I approach her. Do I touch her? What do I say? I'm dead serious here. just walk right up and take "it" out |
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| Guest |
May 8 2008, 02:45 PM
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QUOTE (Guest @ May 8 2008, 02:40 PM) slakdgblas'irfga'oiwbnkWLFWNVLBwfgiRIHGOWA,S,DKFN;llkwedoWJGRB'O'uewgBKWNB'wlkieg'o I agree; that's the best strategy. |
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| Blowme |
May 8 2008, 03:33 PM
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buy her drinks till shes ready to puke then offer her a ride home..
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| Hahahahaaha |
May 8 2008, 04:51 PM
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Just approach her and ask her the following:
Do you %$@#! on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery? Can I feel your tits, or will you show them to me? Do you give good head, because you look pretty honest. My face wil be leaving at quarter to 3, I'd like you to be on it. |
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| Guest M |
May 8 2008, 05:05 PM
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| chick |
May 8 2008, 05:57 PM
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QUOTE (Guest @ May 8 2008, 02:39 PM) I'm going to a bar tomorrow night with my buddies. Seeing as I don't get out much, I'm kind of pumped and obviously hoping to get some pussy. The only problem is that I have no clue how to go about doing it. Say I spot a girl sitting alone. How do I approach her. Do I touch her? What do I say? I'm dead serious here. cover your face with a paper bag so she can't she how ugly you are. you may have a better chance |
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| guest |
May 8 2008, 06:08 PM
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QUOTE (Guest @ May 8 2008, 02:39 PM) I'm going to a bar tomorrow night with my buddies. Seeing as I don't get out much, I'm kind of pumped and obviously hoping to get some pussy. The only problem is that I have no clue how to go about doing it. Say I spot a girl sitting alone. How do I approach her. Do I touch her? What do I say? I'm dead serious here. the only pussy you are getting is if you spread tuna all over your dick and got your cat to lick it. that's the closet pussy you are getting loser 
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| PNS |
May 8 2008, 06:12 PM
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go upto a chich and ask her if she wants some action
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GoodVibez
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May 8 2008, 06:26 PM
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That depnds if you want to just get to the f**king or if you want to conversate, buy her a few drinks and then spit more 'game' at her....lol... There are a few people on here wondering why you can't just go up to a girl and say 'hey wanna f**k', so maybe you can test it out and see what happens..lol.. Just prepared to get slapped a few times, looked at funny or some ish, but you never know there are probably a few out there who would buy into that kind of stuff.
Just go find a girlfriend the right way instead of bar sluts, at least that way you can get some p*ssy on a regular basis and not worry about where she's been as much as you would with the sluts. |
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May 8 2008, 06:27 PM
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QUOTE (PNS @ May 8 2008, 06:12 PM) go upto a chich and ask her if she wants some action yeah, make sure the bag is completely covering your face. you have no chance when she sees how ugly you are. |
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May 8 2008, 06:28 PM
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May 8 2008, 07:19 PM
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QUOTE (Guest @ May 8 2008, 02:39 PM) I'm going to a bar tomorrow night with my buddies. Seeing as I don't get out much, I'm kind of pumped and obviously hoping to get some pussy. The only problem is that I have no clue how to go about doing it. Say I spot a girl sitting alone. How do I approach her. Do I touch her? What do I say? I'm dead serious here. Very simple my friend: go to the bank before you hit the bar and get a huge wad of five dollar bills. Wrap said bills in a fifty dollar bill and flash that about as you order drinks. Pussy will be all over you in minutes. Enjoy yourself, you deserve it. |
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| friend of bud |
May 8 2008, 08:04 PM
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QUOTE (Monte Carlo @ May 8 2008, 06:28 PM)  you are not monte carlo, you are bud. don't hide. we love you. say you are bud. |
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Elmware
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May 8 2008, 09:51 PM
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Here's a method that worked for this guy.
***** WARNING! *****This video contains Vulgar language. |
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| Guest |
May 9 2008, 03:30 AM
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QUOTE (GoodVibez @ May 8 2008, 06:26 PM) That depnds if you want to just get to the f**king or if you want to conversate, buy her a few drinks and then spit more 'game' at her....lol... There are a few people on here wondering why you can't just go up to a girl and say 'hey wanna f**k', so maybe you can test it out and see what happens..lol.. Just prepared to get slapped a few times, looked at funny or some ish, but you never know there are probably a few out there who would buy into that kind of stuff. Just go find a girlfriend the right way instead of bar sluts, at least that way you can get some p*ssy on a regular basis and not worry about where she's been as much as you would with the sluts. Yeah, well a guy has to start somewhere. I'm liking your bold approach. |
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RUN WITH SCISSOR...
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May 9 2008, 03:38 AM
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DRUG HER THEN TAKE HER TO A MOTEL
ANALLY RAPE HER THEN LEAVE I MIGHT ACTUALLY TAKE MY OWN ADVICE AND DO THIS TONIGHT DONT PUT IT PAST ME. IVE DONE IT BEFORE!! |
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| Fra Diavolo |
May 9 2008, 04:35 AM
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1. You see the lady you finding her pretty.
2. Make smiles to her. With moving eyes. 3. Then declare! "Come now, let's %$@#!!" She will come you easily. 
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