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"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" -- Will Rogers
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MultiQuote#2 Amy
Posted 21 November 2004 - 10:51 AM
beware of politicians who say that they will build you a pie in the sky they are using your dough.if you want the rainbow you have to put up with the rain.
#3 Henry
Posted 21 November 2004 - 10:53 AM
To all my friends!http://tinypic.com/laa1d
#5 michelle
Posted 21 November 2004 - 11:00 AM
If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
#6 jeffbc
Posted 21 November 2004 - 11:06 AM
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.Steven Wright
#7 kay
Posted 21 November 2004 - 11:12 AM
It's not the men in my life that counts - but the life in my men.Mae West
#8 kay
Posted 21 November 2004 - 11:24 AM
In a hole in the ground, there lived a Hobbit.J.R.R. Tolkien
#9 Orca
Posted 21 November 2004 - 11:29 AM
God is real, unless declared integer.Wired Magazine, First Edition
#10 Emanci
Posted 21 November 2004 - 11:31 AM
Rule number one: The woman is always right.Rule number two: If the woman is wrong, see rule number one.
#11 Paul Stern
Posted 21 November 2004 - 11:33 AM
1. There is no such thing as corporate loyalty.Straight to the Top - Paul Stern
#12 kay
Posted 21 November 2004 - 12:05 PM
'He's been a very naughty boy...'Life of Brian - Monty Python
#13 Henry
Posted 21 November 2004 - 12:08 PM
In this Palace of Lies a truth or two will not hurt you.http://tinypic.com/laa1d
#14 jeffbc
Posted 21 November 2004 - 12:09 PM
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. C.S. Lewis
#15 kay
Posted 21 November 2004 - 12:11 PM
....Mate, this bird wouldn't 'VOOM' if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!Dead parrot sketch - monty python
#16 jeffbc
Posted 21 November 2004 - 12:13 PM
And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?Homer Simpson
#17 kay
Posted 21 November 2004 - 12:15 PM
I once knew a girl called Pandora - never got to see her box though.Nottinghill
#18 jeffbc
Posted 21 November 2004 - 12:16 PM
Favorite Monty Python skit:Burying the cat, from the 3rd series of Monty Python Mrs. Conclusion (Chapman): Hullo, Mrs. Premise.Mrs. Premise (Cleese): Hullo, Mrs. Conclusion.Conclusion: Busy Day?Premise: Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat.Conclusion: *Four hours* to bury a cat?Premise: Yes - it wouldn't keep still.Conclusion: Oh - it wasn't dead, then?Premise: No, no - but it's not at all well, so as we were going to be on the safe side.Conclusion: Quite right - you don't want to come back from Sorrento to a dead cat. It'd be so anticlimactic. Yes, kill it now, that's what I say. We're going to have to have our budgie put down.Premise: Really - is it very old?Conclusion: No, we just don't like it. We're going to take it to the vet tomorrow.Premise: Tell me, how do they put budgies down, then?Conclusion: Well, it's funny you should ask that, because I've just been reading a great big book about how to put your budgie down, and apparently you can either hit them with the book, or you can shoot them just there, just above the beak.Premise: Just there? Well, well, well. 'Course, Mrs Essence flushed hers down the loo.Conclusion: No, you shouldn't do that - no, that's dangerous. They *breed* in the *sewers*!
#21 kay
Posted 21 November 2004 - 12:23 PM
Money couldn't buy friends but you got a better class of enemy.Spike Milligan
#24 kay
Posted 21 November 2004 - 01:02 PM
No one would have believed, in the last years of the nineteenth century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of space..................Few men even considered the possibility of life on other planets and yet, across the gulf of space...................they drew their plans against us.
#25 VICKI
Posted 21 November 2004 - 01:13 PM
give me a place to stand and i will move the worldEducated sound
#27 jeffbc
Posted 21 November 2004 - 02:23 PM
The unexamined life is not worth living.Socrates(A Greek quote for VICKI's Greek quote)
#28 amy
Posted 21 November 2004 - 11:30 PM
"You have brains in your head and feet in your shoes, you can steer yourself in any direction you choose!"-Dr. Seuss"It is better to have love and lost, than to have never loved at all."
#29 kay
Posted 21 November 2004 - 11:58 PM
The more he looked inside, the more Piglet wasn't there.A.A.Milne - the house at pooh corner
#30 kay
Posted 22 November 2004 - 12:20 AM
'E's not pining'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!'is metobolic process are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!
#31 Ximinez
Posted 22 November 2004 - 12:35 AM
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
#32 good
Posted 22 November 2004 - 12:47 AM
If you don't like the way things are going, change it!-Anne Richards, former Texas GovernorIf you don't like what your mind is thinking, change your mind!-Anne Richards, former Texas Governor
#33 kay
Posted 22 November 2004 - 12:47 AM
Arthur: Oh not another shrubbery!! Knight of Ni: (excitedly) THEN... Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle. Other Knights of Ni: A path! A path! A path! Shh, shhh. Ni! Ni! Knight of Ni: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... Wiiiiiithh.... A HERRING!
#34 purelife
Posted 22 November 2004 - 12:57 AM
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you don't know which one you'll get!"Forest Gump
#35 kay
Posted 22 November 2004 - 11:07 AM
....and now for something completely different.
