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Dec 1 2007, 04:18 PM
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You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force. Baby, you overclock my processor. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing? You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation. Baby, I'll treat you like my homework -- I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply What's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you're the 1. You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts ... it's how you apply the force. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough? Let's meet somewhere ... you bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod. Let's discover our coefficient of friction. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator! <a name="more"> |
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cartman
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Dec 1 2007, 04:22 PM
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hey baby do you know karate cause your body is kicking....
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Monique
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Dec 1 2007, 04:25 PM
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cartman
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Dec 1 2007, 04:56 PM
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well she would get as kick out of it though...
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