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Qwerty
post Dec 1 2007, 04:18 PM
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You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

Baby, you overclock my processor.

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.

You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.

Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

Baby, I'll treat you like my homework -- I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

What's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you're the 1.

You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts ... it's how you apply the force.

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

Let's meet somewhere ... you bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.

Let's discover our coefficient of friction.

Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!



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cartman
post Dec 1 2007, 04:22 PM
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hey baby do you know karate cause your body is kicking....
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Monique
post Dec 1 2007, 04:25 PM
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QUOTE (cartman @ Dec 1 2007, 04:22 PM) *
hey baby do you know karate cause your body is kicking....

This is the line you used on your girlfriend isn't it. lol Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image!
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cartman
post Dec 1 2007, 04:56 PM
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well she would get as kick out of it though...
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