 Jewish Jokes - tell em, run that jew |
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| Jewish Jokes - tell em, run that jew |
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Twogirlsmyfinger
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 Jan 23 2008, 05:05 PM
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share your best jew jokes. Don't suck
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Jan 23 2008, 05:06 PM
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Usually the OP offers one to get the thread going.
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deah
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Jan 23 2008, 05:06 PM
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QUOTE (Twogirlsmyfinger @ Jan 23 2008, 05:05 PM)  share your best jew jokes. Don't suck A jew and a muslim walk into a bar . ouch! |
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Twogirlsmyfinger
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Jan 23 2008, 05:08 PM
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I don't know any. so share away
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Jan 23 2008, 05:10 PM
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So like there is this Jew and he is like cheap.
AHAHHAHAHHA It's funny because it's true. |
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deah
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Jan 23 2008, 05:17 PM
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QUOTE (Guest @ Jan 23 2008, 05:10 PM) So like there is this Jew and he is like cheap. AHAHHAHAHHA It's funny because it's true. Odd fer shur. I know too many jews and I've never found them cheap at all. Generous to a fault the ones I know ( and it's not one or two). Giving to charities and generally kind to people. |
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Twogirlsmyfinger
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Jan 23 2008, 05:17 PM
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QUOTE (Guest @ Jan 23 2008, 05:10 PM) So like there is this Jew and he is like cheap. AHAHHAHAHHA It's funny because it's true. Why do Jews have big noses - Because air is free |
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deah
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Jan 23 2008, 05:19 PM
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QUOTE (Twogirlsmyfinger @ Jan 23 2008, 05:17 PM) Why do Jews have big noses - Because air is free ok. a rabbi and a priest were on a plane together on a long trip. They got to talking to pass the time. The rabbi asked the priest if he ever had sex. The priest replied "yes, once". Then the priest asked the rabbi, " did you ever eat pork?". "Yes, once" replied the Rabbi. The rabbi was quiet for a moment then said to the priest " It's better than pork , isn't it?" Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image! |
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| Guest |
Jan 23 2008, 05:27 PM
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There was a mother and a son at the park.
The son says AAAAAAAAAHHH, mommy there is a spider on the tree The mother says..its okay, the spider won't hurt you The son then says AAAAAAAH, mommy there is a hairy beast in the tree The mother says AAAAAAAAH, gorilla!! The gorilla climbs down the tree and says. YOU RACIST BASTARDS. It's not nice to make fun of jews. |
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Anne
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Jan 23 2008, 05:29 PM
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When God was handing out commandments, it soon became clear that no one wanted them.
So he went to the Jews and offered. They asked how much. God said, "free". The Jews replied "We'll take 10". |
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Jan 23 2008, 05:31 PM
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QUOTE (Twogirlsmyfinger @ Jan 23 2008, 05:05 PM) share your best jew jokes. Don't suck It's not nice to make fun of jews. |
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deah
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Jan 23 2008, 05:31 PM
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QUOTE (Anne @ Jan 23 2008, 05:29 PM) When God was handing out commandments, it soon became clear that no one wanted them. So he went to the Jews and offered. They asked how much. God said, "free". The Jews replied "We'll take 10". rofl, did you know it was more than ten? too funny! |
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| Guest |
Jan 23 2008, 05:34 PM
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Q: What's a Jewish dilemma?
A: Free pork. |
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Jan 23 2008, 05:35 PM
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QUOTE (Guest @ Jan 23 2008, 05:34 PM) Q: What's a Jewish dilemma? A: Free pork. This one tickled. Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image! Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image! Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image! Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image! Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image! |
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deah
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Jan 23 2008, 05:36 PM
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a radical christian just finished getting a job at Revenue Canada. He thought to himself " I know, I'll go and bother that Rabbi down the street, those jews are always looking to save money.".
So, he gets to the synogogue and says to the Rabbi ' Say rabbi, you use a lot of candles here and lots of little bits are left over". The rabbi says " yes, we collect the leftovers, send them back to the candle factory, and occasionally the send us some free ones. The Revenue Canada guy gets annoyed. Next he says to the rabbi; " Say rabbi, you use a lot of crackers here, and some bits are left in this box all bits of them". The Rabbi says " Yes, we collect the little pieces that have cracked off the crackers, send them back to the cracker factory and occasionally, they send us a free box of crackers." Now the Revenue Canada guy is TOTALLY ticked off, so he says " say, rabbi, what the heck do you do with all the foreskins after the cirumcisions?". The rabbi replies " Oh we save them too. We send them to Revenue Canada, and occasionally the send us a little prick , just like you". |
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| poopster |
Jan 23 2008, 05:36 PM
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whats the difference between a jew and a canoe a canoe tips! aahhaahahahahahhahahaahhaaa
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Jan 23 2008, 05:37 PM
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Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose. |
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Anne
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Jan 23 2008, 05:39 PM
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QUOTE (deah @ Jan 23 2008, 05:36 PM) a radical christian just finished getting a job at Revenue Canada. He thought to himself " I know, I'll go and bother that Rabbi down the street, those jews are always looking to save money.". So, he gets to the synogogue and says to the Rabbi ' Say rabbi, you use a lot of candles here and lots of little bits are left over". The rabbi says " yes, we collect the leftovers, send them back to the candle factory, and occasionally the send us some free ones. The Revenue Canada guy gets annoyed. Next he says to the rabbi; " Say rabbi, you use a lot of crackers here, and some bits are left in this box all bits of them". The Rabbi says " Yes, we collect the little pieces that have cracked off the crackers, send them back to the cracker factory and occasionally, they send us a free box of crackers." Now the Revenue Canada guy is TOTALLY ticked off, so he says " say, rabbi, what the heck do you do with all the foreskins after the cirumcisions?". The rabbi replies " Oh we save them too. We send them to Revenue Canada, and occasionally the send us a little prick , just like you". Deah -- that is WONDERFUL!! ROTFL |
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| Hymie Garshman |
Jan 23 2008, 05:40 PM
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"Parlay bets killed more Jews than Hitler".
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deah
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Jan 23 2008, 05:40 PM
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Jan 23 2008, 05:40 PM
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QUOTE (Guest @ Jan 23 2008, 05:37 PM) Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall? A: He breaks his nose. They just keep tickling. Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image! Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image! Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image! Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image! Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image! |
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Jan 23 2008, 06:00 PM
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I am a jew and I am offended. I will contact the MODS.
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Jan 23 2008, 06:01 PM
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QUOTE (Guest @ Jan 23 2008, 06:00 PM) I am a jew and I am offended. I will contact the MODS. He raises a good point. We have jokes about being cheap, big noses, and pork but we haven't touched on complaining. |
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