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Canadian_Cpl_fem
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 Feb 29 2008, 05:59 PM
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CDN NAVY WELCOMES HMCS JEAN CHRETEIN
Leaving Vancouver , BC The DND welcomed the latest member of its fleet today. Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image! The Jean Chretien (CVS1) set sail today from its home of Vancouver, BC. The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to Jean Chretien "for his foresight in military budget cuts" and his conduct while prime minister. The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) Seaking helicopter or one (unarmed) CF18 Hornet aircraft which, although they cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence. As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board. The 20-person crew is completely diversified, including members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation. Don't ask-Don't tell. This crew, the crew aboard the HMCS Jean Chretien, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the Canada at all costs! A Type One DNC Universal Translator can send messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find Canada offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and, though some may sound hollow and disingenuous , the Navy advises that all apologies will sound very sincere. |
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Jones
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Feb 29 2008, 06:04 PM
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Why isnt there a rainbow sticker on it. That the problem with this country the are biased against gays.
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Feb 29 2008, 06:08 PM
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More sick propaganda from the right-wing fascists.
Canadian_Cpl_fem the liar, like all other Cons. Canadian ships are named after cities & towns you idiot, not people. Stop making up false stories, you disgrace of a person. |
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Feb 29 2008, 06:09 PM
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Your picture says US Navy you lying creep.
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Canadian_Cpl_fem
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Feb 29 2008, 06:11 PM
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QUOTE (Guest @ Feb 29 2008, 06:08 PM)  More sick propaganda from the right-wing fascists. Canadian_Cpl_fem the liar, like all other Cons. Canadian ships are named after cities & towns you idiot, not people. Stop making up false stories, you disgrace of a person. A Question - Is absolutely ZERO sense of humor a part of the "creed"??, Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image! or is it a natural inherant part of the beast?? Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image! |
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Canadian_Cpl_fem
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Feb 29 2008, 06:12 PM
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QUOTE (Jones @ Feb 29 2008, 06:04 PM) Why isnt there a rainbow sticker on it. That the problem with this country the are biased against gays.Pigs Good point - however, they are getting there "The 20-person crew is completely diversified, including members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation." We are "almost" there Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image! |
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Feb 29 2008, 06:15 PM
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Canadian_Cpl_fem's homophobia is showing.
You have some problem with gays? |
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Feb 29 2008, 06:17 PM
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QUOTE (Canadian_Cpl_fem @ Feb 29 2008, 05:59 PM) CDN NAVY WELCOMES HMCS JEAN CHRETEIN Leaving Vancouver , BC The DND welcomed the latest member of its fleet today. Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image! The Jean Chretien (CVS1) set sail today from its home of Vancouver, BC. The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to Jean Chretien "for his foresight in military budget cuts" and his conduct while prime minister. The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) Seaking helicopter or one (unarmed) CF18 Hornet aircraft which, although they cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence. As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board. The 20-person crew is completely diversified, including members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation. Don't ask-Don't tell. This crew, the crew aboard the HMCS Jean Chretien, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the Canada at all costs! A Type One DNC Universal Translator can send messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find Canada offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and, though some may sound hollow and disingenuous , the Navy advises that all apologies will sound very sincere. So basically it's the first naval ship made by real hippies... |
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Feb 29 2008, 06:18 PM
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Hippies rule.
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Canadian_Cpl_fem
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Feb 29 2008, 06:19 PM
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QUOTE (Guest @ Feb 29 2008, 06:15 PM) Canadian_Cpl_fem's homophobia is showing. You have some problem with gays? Where TF do you get that? AGAIN - A Question - Is absolutely ZERO sense of humor a part of the "creed"??, Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image! or is it a natural inherant part of the beast?? Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image! |
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Feb 29 2008, 07:36 PM
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Feb 29 2008, 07:53 PM
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finally an aircraft carrier. world watch out the canadian military is out to show it's might
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Feb 29 2008, 08:15 PM
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homophobic, islamophobic, racist, fascist, canadiancouple is a right wing bigot of the worst kind!
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Canadian_Cpl_fem
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Feb 29 2008, 08:26 PM
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QUOTE (Guest @ Feb 29 2008, 07:36 PM) Compared to the other drivel on the forum, I liked it. Funny. Good laugh. Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image! Glad you enjoyed - was meant as a funny interlude - jokes on self are the best of all. for you & I .... for those of us mature enough to take it. Thanks for your comment too. QUOTE (' date='Feb 29 2008, 08:15 PM) homophobic, islamophobic, racist, fascist, canadiancouple is a right wing bigot of the worst kind! Sad, we also have people like that to share our earth with maybe he didnt "get it" & feels left out Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image! Let's see, how do i explain it to him? |
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