How many think you can survive in prison?
 
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Idboinker
post Apr 10 2008, 08:19 PM
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Watching Lockdown on the National Geographic channel and the dorky anti-social kid who snapped and pulled a knife on someone got 15 years on jail, now hes fresh bait in prison because of his akward, dorky personality which attracts taunting and bullying.

How many of you think you can survive in prison where every man has to prove himself??

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I'm A Complete Duce
post Apr 10 2008, 08:20 PM
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I could, my brother was in the pen for 4 years down near Kingstown. It would be pretty boring though.
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giggie
post Apr 10 2008, 08:25 PM
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QUOTE (I'm A Complete Duce @ Apr 10 2008, 08:20 PM) *
I could, my brother was in the pen for 4 years down near Kingstown. It would be pretty boring though.



As long as you don't bend over in the shower there bigboy hahahaha
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I'm A Complete Duce
post Apr 10 2008, 08:29 PM
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haha thats right.
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Idboinker
post Apr 10 2008, 08:30 PM
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Yea, but Canadian prisons are nothing compared to the U.S.

They don't give a damn about you, it's every man for himself.
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I'm A Complete Duce
post Apr 10 2008, 08:32 PM
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Yes and gangs are alot more active in US jails.
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ace
post Apr 10 2008, 08:33 PM
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Just mind your own business, stay out of everyone's way, and just do your thing is probably the easiest way to 'get by' while in prison.

Oh yeah, and don't drop the soap.
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Idboinker
post Apr 10 2008, 08:33 PM
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I'm just waiting for this dorky kid to snap at someone, he's been taunted to no end.

If I were him, I would stop smiling...that seems to attract a lot of attention from other inmates.
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Guest
post Apr 10 2008, 08:44 PM
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To start off, I'd be taller than mostly everyone, but I have a lot of things that would work against me. I'm wiry, feminine-looking, and young. So this is what I'd do.

I'd try to see who are the more powerful guys and accost one of them as soon as possible. I'd tell him straight up I'd perform sexual favours for him and his buddies. Hopefully they'd give me protection (not that kind... you know what I mean) in return. Hey, it's better than being raped and beaten.

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manuel
post Apr 10 2008, 08:47 PM
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QUOTE (Guest @ Apr 10 2008, 08:44 PM) *
To start off, I'd be taller than mostly everyone, but I have a lot of things that would work against me. I'm wiry, feminine-looking, and young. So this is what I'd do.

I'd try to see who are the more powerful guys and accost one of them as soon as possible. I'd tell him straight up I'd perform sexual favours for him and his buddies. Hopefully they'd give me protection (not that kind... you know what I mean) in return. Hey, it's better than being raped and beaten.


so you intend to declare as a bitch?
you will be the town pump.
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hh
post Apr 10 2008, 08:49 PM
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QUOTE (Guest @ Apr 10 2008, 08:44 PM) *
To start off, I'd be taller than mostly everyone, but I have a lot of things that would work against me. I'm wiry, feminine-looking, and young. So this is what I'd do.

I'd try to see who are the more powerful guys and accost one of them as soon as possible. I'd tell him straight up I'd perform sexual favours for him and his buddies. Hopefully they'd give me protection (not that kind... you know what I mean) in return. Hey, it's better than being raped and beaten.


youd get a whole lot of STI's.

No Lube also...probably be more painful then getting punched in the face..
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Idboinker
post Apr 10 2008, 08:51 PM
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QUOTE (Guest @ Apr 10 2008, 09:44 PM) *
To start off, I'd be taller than mostly everyone, but I have a lot of things that would work against me. I'm wiry, feminine-looking, and young. So this is what I'd do.

I'd try to see who are the more powerful guys and accost one of them as soon as possible. I'd tell him straight up I'd perform sexual favours for him and his buddies. Hopefully they'd give me protection (not that kind... you know what I mean) in return. Hey, it's better than being raped and beaten.


Dude, that kind of behaviour will get you raped and beaten.

I personally would get into a fight right away to show that I'm not weak to the general population. Best thing is to know martial arts before going to jail, that will help you survive no problem.
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Guest
post Apr 10 2008, 08:52 PM
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I don't want to be the town pump Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image!
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Guest
post Apr 10 2008, 08:53 PM
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QUOTE (Guest @ Apr 10 2008, 08:52 PM) *
I don't want to be the town pump Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image!


Hey, stop pretending to be me.
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post Apr 10 2008, 08:55 PM
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QUOTE (Guest @ Apr 10 2008, 08:44 PM) *
To start off, I'd be taller than mostly everyone, but I have a lot of things that would work against me. I'm wiry, feminine-looking, and young. So this is what I'd do.

I'd try to see who are the more powerful guys and accost one of them as soon as possible. I'd tell him straight up I'd perform sexual favours for him and his buddies. Hopefully they'd give me protection (not that kind... you know what I mean) in return. Hey, it's better than being raped and beaten.


in return,they will fill up all your " holes"on your body.........................
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