Greetings, o brethren of the forum! 'T'is I, prophet Vivek who has been much reviled and despised by the naysayers of DV. Behold I stood upon the beach near Dania, and a horrible dragon raised up its head from the waters.

"Son of man," it said unto me, "go forth unto the multitudes at DV. Deliver unto them the message that Heaven is sorely offended by their hate and their vulgarity. And unless those posters repent, behold the Lord hath His angels ready to smack their trolly butts."

But Dragon-Angel," I replied, "I am but a mortal. Why wouldst those nincompoops, brats and jackers take me seriously?"

"The Lord shall stretch out His mighty arm," the dragon replied,"and lo...DV shall witness them being swallowed up by the delete thread. For He hath suffered their insolence too long. Sodom and Gomorrorah were destroyed by fire, the Earth knew a deluge in Noah's time, and now these DV brats shall byte the dust."

"If they ask for a sign, what shouldst I say?" I asked.

"Tell them, o son of man, that Ottawa is debating a new bill re-legalizing spanking. Verily, unto
them say: THE LORD SHALL SMACK THY BUTT! "

To be continued............

Vivek is an evangelical anti-semite. Many people down south in Florida are racists and anti-semites, maybe this is why Vivek decide to move there after he was kicked out of NYC. They are more accepting of anti-semites in the south.

Nay....brother meh. Or is it sister Meh? I am not an anti-semite, but I am anti-SEMANTIC. Verily I do hate bullshit and semantics. Behold, the dragon told me that unless trolls and handlejackers repent, they shall be turned into hors d'oeuvres. And wicked ones then shall devour them.

lol...... little shakespearean touch today? Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image!

Sure, TruthSeeker. I knew Billy Shakespeare. Billy was a friend of mine, and we shared the same desk at high school. Who do you think taught me to be such a pain in the butt?

Lay off the alcohol you insolent, ignorant freak who makes no sense!

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Did anyone read this pile of garbage? WHY DOES THIS RETARD TALK LIKE HE COMES FROM OUTERSPACE??? WHAT GIBBERISH!

Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image! I think some of them would like a Smack on there Butt. Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image!

you are an idiot.

Appears obvious from your continued carryon / obsession with the lad, that you are the one handlejerking him

Sounds like just another convoluted "Straw"man argument / tactic Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image!

lol seems that you are enjoying being a pain in the butt of many then Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image!

Nay, o thou veritable blasphemer! How durst thou usurp the name "God"
To be thy handle? Nay...'t'is not I who am besotted by alcohol,
But thou and other DV scoundrels who have turned wicked and wayward.
Heaven shall smack thy most insolent butt, and last night an angel didst
Inform me that since I am the bearer of dire warnings, I have been
Endowed with a new holy title.
Henceforth shall I be Big Chief Splendid Bottom, for I am commissioned
To warn ye of ghastly wrath. Behold a tornado shall rip thy fat ass
Should thou continue stealing God's name for thy DV handle.

1: It is not for the sake of Vivek that these posts appear on DV. It is for the sake of seeking and sharing that
these post verily do appear on DV.

2: It is neither for the sake of profits, nor of the prophet, that these pronouncements righ forth.

3: Rather, it is to infuriate the nincompoop, and to harken the ears of the wisom-seeker to learning.

4: Sitting in the park in Dania, Vivek didst hear the Magic Mantra reverberate within his soul.

5: And that Mystical Sound was GOO GOO, GAA GAA.

6: He that meditateth upon that Mystical Sound shall attain a higher state of consciousness. This I do solemnly
swear unto thee ---- by Elvis Presley electric guitar!

------- OM, SHANTHI....SHANTHI.....SHANTHI...... -----

Shat UP............................. Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image!

I am loving this thread, Frater Vivek! Your words speak volumes and sing sweetly in my ears!

Did I infuriate you, Vancty baby? Gee, you don't know how happy that makes me feel!

Orik's poetry is truly beautiful;
'T'is refreshing to see some thought and class in DV posts.
Verily I foresee that they who troll or handlejack
Shall be cast into a ghastly lake of smelly poo.

our filipino friend and his wife/girfriend? husbad? Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image! will die in their sleep from a suicide.

WHY DID YOU BOTHER TO BUMP THIS SHIT

Tell the dragon that I want my d**k sucked, immediately!
yeah, tell, "Eddie told me to tell you to come suck his..."
thank you.

Verily, o Brother Scissors, thy unrepentant attitude bodes ill for thy soul. Come to the service tonight at the Church of Holy Shit, and refresh thy being.

Tonight, the Muse doth send me yet another message from Above. Heaven doth say:

"Ask not what DV can do for you. Ask what you can do to spread education on DV."

My 2 cents " For some, dv is a phase gone through as part of life while it becomes a part of life for other".

I studied DV and came to the conclusion that forums of it's nature are unprofitable

Salutations, o Third. And behold, thou hast given a most painful indictment of the sins of The Cyber-Terrorist State of Trollistan. Thy observations of DV Forum shall reverberate in the Halls of the Trolleban, its political party of the trolls and handlejackers. And they may even dethrone its chief troll, the Ayatrollah.

A prophecy: Beware! For behold, thy words of wisdom might yet shake the foundations of thy world. This I do solemnly swear unto thee --- by the sacred virtues of Pepto-Bismol!

that's quite a mouthful

But dearest 3rd, these are the Hallowed Halls of Holy Bull. Hither do we chant the magic mantra: FOOKAH DOOKAH! That's cryptese for "F---k a duck!"

the oracle says a whimper is much different than a bang.