It appears that Xbox 360 is getting a few firing neurons injected into it's gaming library after Traitor Enix...Square Enix announced a 360 release for it's top selling title Final Fantasy XIII. The question that is raised however; will that be enough to genetically rewrite the DNA of the autistic neanderthals that slap their fecal covered fat hands against the 360's awkward and gigantic controller? Will they be granted the gift of self realization and sentience so they can even understand something from the Final Fantasy franchise?

The 360 is a hundred dollars or so less than the PS3 but it is easy to see why. First off, the Xbox 360 is comparable to the PS3 as Atari was with Nintendo 64. The ridiculously outdated technology of the 360 would provide better competition for the PS2. You also have to pay for their online serves. Why the Hell would somebody play online 360 is beyond me. Not to mention 360 provides you with HD DVD....Yeah, HD DVD - Blue Ray's biotch. People who buy Xbox 360 are those who just got paid and have a few hundred dollars left after they paid their parents rent and covered their 1999 Pontiac Sunfire car payment. They say "I can't afford something good, so I will buy a 360". But they LOVE the 360. It nurtures their lack of intelligence and shows them that "you only need to know how to point and shoot."

The release of Final Fantasy XIII on xBox has more than a few FF fans upset. Not only will the developers have to dumb the graphics system requirements down so it can be played on the Xbox shit brick but PS3 fans will have to endure the dumbed down playability of the game. Perhaps we will get annoying "help tips" that appear on the top of the screen like "Press the X button to activate X button functions" and linear game play like "Walk to the end of the road and press Y - you win the game".



This post has been edited by Gunta: Jul 24 2008, 12:42 AM

i never liked the 360..... the green is alien-yuckish.... PS3 is my fav eversince it came out. the Alienship Black is way more cool than Gooey green.

as for games... 2008 is the year of ps3. Developers have now started to realise the capabilities of the system. and they are managing to bring up quality titles to ps3. The only area PS3 was behind 360 all this time was the array of titles available.
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