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yo momma is so fat..
 
emily
post Sep 11 2008, 07:38 PM
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when she jump fo joy, she get stuck!

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Jack Handle
post Sep 11 2008, 08:20 PM
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It's true
she's a lardass

Infact, she's so fat, when she goes outside smaller fat people start to orbit around her

But yo mama's so skinny, when she takes a shower she has to run around to get wet

This post has been edited by Jack Handle: Sep 11 2008, 08:21 PM
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Blue Frost
post Sep 11 2008, 08:22 PM
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Poor Mamma Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image!
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Tyler
post Sep 11 2008, 08:23 PM
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Welcome back, Jack!!!!!!
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  IRISH BLOKE
post Sep 11 2008, 08:23 PM
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YOUR MOTHER HAS SO MANY DOUBLE CHINS IT LOOKS LIKE SHES STARING AT YOU FROM BEHIND A SATCK OF PANCAKES
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Tyler
post Sep 11 2008, 08:25 PM
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She fell in love and broke it.
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red jack
post Sep 11 2008, 08:34 PM
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YOUR MOMS SOOOOO FAT SHE'S FATTER THAN MY MOM!!!


...end of story, eh?
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StraightTalk
post Sep 11 2008, 09:38 PM
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QUOTE (emily @ Sep 11 2008, 07:38 PM) *
when she jump fo joy, she get stuck!


She makes a cup of water in a bathtub overflow when she gets in. Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image!
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shinta chan
post Sep 11 2008, 09:56 PM
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Yo mamma so ugly when she looks out the window she got arrested for mooning
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shinta chan
post Sep 11 2008, 09:57 PM
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Yo mamma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slepted

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StraightTalk
post Sep 11 2008, 09:59 PM
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QUOTE (shinta chan @ Sep 11 2008, 09:56 PM) *
Yo mamma so ugly when she looks out the window she got arrested for mooning


Lol... Attention: REGISTER / LOGIN to view the image!
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shinta chan
post Sep 11 2008, 10:02 PM
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LOL
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shinta chan
post Sep 11 2008, 10:05 PM
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yo mamma so fat her belt is the equator
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shinta chan
post Sep 11 2008, 10:12 PM
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yo mamma so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat people yell Texi
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shinta chan
post Sep 11 2008, 10:16 PM
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Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
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shinta chan
post Sep 11 2008, 10:17 PM
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Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
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shinta chan
post Sep 11 2008, 10:20 PM
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Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
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shinta chan
post Sep 11 2008, 10:21 PM
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Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
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shinta chan
post Sep 11 2008, 10:24 PM
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Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace showed up and tries to tow her back into the ocean
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