On Saturday evening I have an appointment with a young lady who has foolishly accepted my invitation to dinner at the house of Bomber. Although not a dewey-eyed neophyte, I'd be happy to consider any sure fire seduction tips that readers may be kind enough to offer. Ladies, in particular, are urged to share what has, in the past, served to (ahem) put them in the mood.

You are cute and funny, Bomber. I doubt you need any of our help for tips, and that is my frank assessment. We all wish you a fine time!

Asia knows.

My tip? .... Just be yourself .....

oh, and try not to refer to yourself as "bomber"

That Bomber tip is obviously good advice. It could also prrove troublesome at airports.Thank you and the lovely Asia for your votes of confidence. I plan to cook dinner. What should be on the menu? What wines? I've got a fireplace - should I fool with building a fire? What music?

Wow, you could invite me anytime.

Ok, Tiger Prawns in shells, subtely inhaling them done smoothly, not overdone, can be verrrry sexy. She may show you how even.

Wine? RED is strong, confident, sexy ... white = pale, wimpy (not good image / atmosphere)

Fireplace a winner .... consider dinner right in front of it, on floor even can be good (device an improvised table surface about a foot high)

You are gonna do great