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i am at the UBC SUB

the pub is not open.

dang?!!!

Mary Carey has given up Xanax and porn

from what I am aware of, porn star Mary Carey noted that she made very little money from acting in porn movies.

so she is doing an extensive strip club circuit to pay for her mother's medical bills.

as well, she has switched to wine, and not mixed hard liquor and xanax since her Vh1 celebrity rehab stint with her friend Chyna last year.

so stripping pays. porn does not.

sadly though Carey appears to think giving free sex to men she's friends with will earn their friendship.

i think someone needs to do a Pygmalion on her and turn her into a professional courtesan. sadly tho, all the blackops money has dried up since the Ollie North fiasco.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...iendid=90813517

Stripper takes down perv

byline: sageb1

Metro Vancouver - So anyway, at this exclusive stripbar in MetroVan the other day, a stripper was almost assaulted by a drunk and possibly drug addled patron recently.

However, the woman had trained in tae kwan do as a young girl, but bowed out of competition due to her physical maturation.

"I didn't like getting kicked in the chest anymore, despite the protective padding", she stated.

When the pervert jumped on stage to hug her, the stripper was able to flip the guy and tackle him, holding him in an arm lock until the bouncer, 300 lb ex-wrestler Buba, managed to get there.

"I kinda reacted," said the 5-2, 123 lb woman, who is 33DD-24-36. "All that early training just came back. Besides, he was so drunk that it was easy to hold him down."

The reason for the man's severe intoxication was revealed later when the cops discovered a hash pipe on him and 5 grams of Moroccan hashish valued at $125 on the street.

The perv was charged with attempted assault and possible sexual touching. "He grabbed my breasts and tried to perform a non-coital sexual act on me", stated the stripper, whose name has been withheld due to the pending trial.

As well the perv was charged with carrying drug paraphernalia and hashish, both of which are a summary $70 fine.

In addition, Bubba said that the perv will be banned from all stripclubs in MetroVan and his picture will be posted in all stripper's dressing rooms around the province.

"We don't take kindly to patrons touching our girls. The pubs and bars could lose their liquor licenses. Plus it costs so much to train a new girl."

This has been a long tall tale that could have happened, only in BC.

Asia, Why are you against strippers?

Stripping is decent work too.

It's clean and fun.

Plus you get to control a lot of men without need of physical restraints or medication.

that BBW thread destroyed my focus

Why?

I discovered the Bea Flora oil on kitchen floor videos where she writhes on the floor while moaning like she's undergoing a meth-induced fit of hr0niness.

And here I thought she looked great with clothes on.

Shudder! I've been scarred for life! no more fat chick pr0n for me.